1 and 1 Internet - the conclusion

'Ok pay the money into the account details I sent you. You told me you had the details and that payment would be in 14 days. If you don't I will add a £15 administartion charge and will be adding interest on a daily basis... as per my conditions'

'We paid the money into your account several days ago, please can you check'

'No it hasn't, not into the account that I sent you.'

'Well it was paid before Christmas'

'Hey Darren,' the co-dependent 'that 1 and 1 payment has gone into my account, do you want it transfered'

'yes please'

'Thank you for paying me the money, but you paid it into the account that I expressly told you not too because I don't have access to it.'

'Sorry for the inconvenience.'

Ironically, and I think I am using it in the right context here, I just received a customer satisfaction questionnaire from 1 and 1 Internet. I'll enjoy filling that in.

very small print because I am so embarrased
The bank details I sent to 1 and 1 were wrong and so if they had done what I asked I wouldn't have got the money at all. Praise be for inefficiency.